Nitelife on TV - The Preview

I know I have been away for a while, and I told you I was working on a new project. Well, that new project happens to be Nitelife on TV - a clubbing & lifestyle guide to Nigerian/African fun lovers. We plan to take you guys on a ride you've never experienced before.

I would like to give a BIG Shoutout to my colleagues (the entire Nitelife crew) - Efe Rockson, Yolar, Taiwo and of course our princess, Ms Kemi Owatemi. You guys really do rock!

There are a lot more where this came from. Better and juicier stuff to be honest..lol .

Here's a sneak peek meanwhile.. Enjoy:

Generation NeXT - GOLDPiKiN

If there has ever been a time when you wished for something new, a different kind of sound, or simply a breathe of fresh air; I am happy to let you know that you've got it.

Out with his second official single, after he previously released 'NO GET YOUR POWER' last year; Henry Orji-Olusoji - popularly called GOLDPiKiN has shown that he means serious business with his unique style of music. A style he has aptly dubbed 'Hybrid music', simply because it's a blend of hip hop, high-life and a touch of traditional music.

With She Sabi (produced by Ex-O), GOLDPiKiN has given us music to jam in our cars and a madt song to throw in every club mix. Freshly signed with management company PHOENiX PR., he is set to take the Nigerian music scene by storm!

Download here:
She Sabi - GOLDPiKiN

Juju - Ice Prince

Colourful video. AND IT'S NOT IN A CLUB!!!
I think Iceprince should hook up with a gym membership though.. Dude is chopping up (getting fat). Lol

Oyi Remix - Flavour ft Tiwa Savage

Nice video. Yards better than the original song and video.
About the KISS though, my lips are sealed.. lol.

Are Wizkid and Karen Igho involved?

This picture was taken at a recent event in the city of Lagos. With all the gist about Wizzy and Tonto Dikeh, can we say he has 'freed' the tattoo geh for Winner of the 2011 Big Brother Africa Amplified, Miss Karen Igho? Anyways, we shall wait...lol

2Face proposes at last..

Hi guys,

Yesterday was lots of fun for the lovers who had their chunk of the gifts, dinners and quality time with their partners that come with the Valentine season. This was in my opinion even more publicized this year; With more shows, events and promos to celebrate February 14.

One thing that has been a staple though during Valentine is the solidifying of love that has been on for a while - marriage! Anyway, our very own international superstar, Innocent '2face' Idibia proposed to his girlfriend of 13 years and baby-mama Annie Macaulay yesterday. It has been all over the social networks and we in the industry are very happy for them and wish them the best in their marital journey.

On the flip-side though, while we are all feeling giddy and all, I am forced to think about 4 things.

1. Annie Macaulay is a very cute name. Annie IDIBIA....? Well...
2. I hope she has a big heart, because his 'family' is already BIG enough (if you get me).
3. What in heaven's name is going to happen to Pero Adeniyi who walked out of her marriage because of 2face AND is currently heavy with her THIRD CHILD for the singer?!
4. While most girls would see the ring on Annie's left hand in the pic below, I hope all the guys see where 2face's left hand is.. (Annie - I own his heart, 2face - I own that ass) :D

2face and Annie

Internal 'Subsidy' Memo (LMAO!!)

TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES

Due to the increase in fuel price, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below.

1. The kitchen and all gantries are declared Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from me upon submission of written request.

2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed! 

3. Such food items as rice, pounded yam, chicken, fresh fish, cornflakes, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days’ notice, giving justification backed by a qualified dietician's report.

4. Watering with hoses is banned. Further, only food-giving plants shall be watered. No lawns or flowers shall receive water. For internal decoration, only plastic and dry-flower arrangements shall be permitted.

5. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons. There shall be only twelve toilet rolls for the year, that is one (1) per month. 

6. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All dependents shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.

7. No dependent shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.

8. No one is allowed to switch on the Gen for any reason whatsoever; Emergency shall require express permission from me only.

9. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in the house, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).

10. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more must submit written application in triplicate and give two months’ notice, with an endorsement from their Village Head or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their homes / hotels.

THESE RULES ARE BINDING with immediate effect AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!

Signed: HEAD OF THE FAMILY.

Glo Naija Sings finally over!

After weeks of thrilling performances and all, Abuja based upcoming singer Christian has become the winner of Glo Naija Sings season 3!Christian was announced winner this evening, Sunday, November 13, 2011 at the tail end of a spectacular finale.

The grand finale was spiced up with guest performances from diva Onyeka Onwenu(who performed with the top 10), Idols West Africa alumni Omawumi, Season 2’s winner KayCee and the host of the show Darey. 

Singer/producer eLDee also made an appearance.

It was quite cool to watch the three finalists Vicky, Mattade and eventual winner Christian pair up with Mo’Cheddah, Jaywon and Davido respectively as they struggled with the lyrics of the songs as they each performed duets. lol.

National honours or Sallah meat?

Stakeholders in the Nigerian entertainment sector have reasons to celebrate as some of their own were proud recipients of prestigious national awards conferred on them by the President, Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan on Sunday, November 13, 2011.

Those conferred the award of Member of the Federal Republic (MFR), include veteran actor, Olu Jacobs, actor turned politician, Kanayo O Kanayo, one-half of the ‘Aki and Pawpaw’ duo, Osita Iheme, producer and director, Amaka Igwe, and Nollywood divas Stephanie Okereke and Genevieve Nnaji.

Meanwhile, respected pioneer African novelist and renowned author of bestselling epic novel ‘Things Fall Apart’, Professor Chinua Achebe, has again rejected the national award of Commander of the Federal Republic (CFR) awarded to him by the federal government.

Chinua Achebe

The professor of Africana studies at Brown University, United States, rejected the award on the ground that the concerns he raised when he first rejected the award in 2004 remain unresolved and it was ‘inappropriate’ for the government to offer him the award again.

It will be recalled that 81 year old Professor Achebe had earlier turned down the same award by the Olusegun Obasanjo government in 2004, lamenting the corroding influence of a certain ‘clique of renegades, openly boasting its connections in high places’, who seem ‘determined to turn my homeland into a bankrupt and lawless fiefdom. I am appalled by the brazenness of this clique and the silence, if not connivance, of the Presidency’.

Now that is one man I respect!

WizKid is waking wealth.. lol

With a schedule that keeps him busy all week; and enquiries from all over the globe, singer Wizkid is currently one of the top 5 most wanted pop stars from Nigeria. From a previous engagement fee of N500-700,000, his management we hear has now upped his fee to a minimum of N1.5M with anything from one to three shows per week. Big budget clients could even be asked for up to N2M and N3M in some cases.

Having so much to spare, the 21-year-old recently acquired a 2010 VW convertible worth N6M (Six million Naira). Big budget videos are also in the offing, as the trado-themed video for ‘Pakurumo’ will be in circulation real soon.

With a MOBO plaque and Headie in his pouch, and a hit-filled debut album that’s still moving units, the EME act seems poised for a bright future…

WizKid's dad in his son's new ride

MC Loph, The Osondi Owendi Crooner Dies in Car Crash..

Reports hitting the rumour mills hours ago stated that the rapper known as MC Loph whose biggest hit was the remake of the song Osondi Owendi was dead. After looking out for verifications, even following the release of photos I consider too gory for this website, we can say the story is indeed true.

Even more painful is the fact that the artiste was on his way to his home town -Anambra for his traditional wedding. There has been news that his fiancee was with him in the car, but we cannot say how true that is. I want to say that the hearts of those of us at glazegonewild.com goes out to his family and loved ones; And may the Lord save our industry from these fatal car crashes.

Banky W Vs. Lynxxx

Howdy y'all?

You know, its funny when you see one mythical god bearing a totally different name just because it is a whole new geographical zone. Just like the head of the gods being Zeus to the Greeks and Jupiter to the Romans. It's okay when they don't live within the same border or territory; But when they do... It becomes an issue for us 'mere humans'..lol.

So, I want you guys(GIRLS) to tell me how mischievous you think these two were feeling when they decided to make the collabo titled 'alabukun' - which is a pain-killer by the way. They knew they were going to obviously give some ladies headaches and stuff...lol.

Anyway, who do you think is hotter? Comment and let us know.

Weird MC - The Paper Story..

Howdy y'all!


It's another day in LasGidi and your boy is chilling like he should.. Today, I want to talk about (actually give props to) the one known as Weird MC and popularly called the Rappatainer. Over the years, new has been synonymous with fresh; But there has to be exceptions to every rule and in this case I can boldly say the Weird one is that exception.


For me, experience is the best thing that can happen to anyone and Weird has proved me right once more. Her new single - 'Jehovah' currently on the airwaves is catchy and fun to listen to, but if you want to appreciate concept creativity, please watch the video. I would be very surprised if that video doesn't win any awards this year. It's straight to the point and very easy to understand. Big Ups to Weird and her team for making me smile.

N9.6 Billion... WTF?

Howdy y’all?


I was reading the newspaper yesterday and came across an article on one ‘bros’ who got N9.6 billion richer thanks to a First Bank error. Before you get excited, it becomes boring because the guy returned ALL of it!

I’m a sucker for good *wink behaviour but any one being nice to a bank is messing up the balance because those guys are NEVER nice to you. They cajole, convince, lie and plead to get you to open accounts or take loans from them only to start hounding you around the place. Anyway, the dude who had N3000 in his account went to check his balance and noticed an excess of N9.6 billion. He (a member of the Mountain of Fire church), apparently alerted the bank and lost all that money only to be rewarded by a MUTE and stingy First Bank and the General Overseer of his church – a brand new car, university scholarship and some cash.

Big up yourself dude! It’s an example we all should emulate, but if na me... I’ll return the money o, but not before I buy a solid ride with customized plates boldly carrying the letters C.O.T!

Everything na double-double..

Howdy y'all?

Totally having a laugh as I'm typing. This particular trend was inspired by a friend of mine. She just came up with questions about why Nigerians like to say most things twice. It got funnier as time went on because we found out that it was so TRUE! What more can I say other than UP NAIJA! we too get mouth...lol.

Examples we came up with:

Mago mago,
Copy copy,
Yori yori,
Kata kata, 
Follow follow,
Lai lai,
Yama yama,
Gra gra,
Tolo tolo,
Bom bom
Sme sme,
Lie lie,
Craw craw,
Wuru wuru,
Shaky shaky,
Moi moi,
Puff puff,
Jedi jedi
Fear fear,
Kalo kalo
Mu-mu,
Kia kia,
Lapa lapa,

Ye-ye,

Pata pata,

Leke leke,

Sharp sharp,

Looku looku,

Waka waka,

Ra-ra,

Chin chin,

Goody goody,

Borrow borrow,

Corner corner...

Please feel free to make your additions by clicking on the comments link right under this post. Cheers!

Outstanding Perfumes made here in Nigeria...

A reader just sent this in and I soo had to share it. Hilarious, if you read it out loud with a voice-over tone. Thanks Deji.

'Extinct' by NITEL..

'Blackout' by NEPA..

'Escape' by IBORI..

'Desperate' by ATIKU..

'Must be me' by BUHARI..

'Swindle' by C.IBRU..

'Barely 13' by YERIMA..

'Kampe' by OBJ...

'Honour Among Thieves' by NASS..

‘Assault’.....by DEJI of AKURE..

'Insane'... By S KAITA..

'Exquisite' ..... by ASHIWAJU..

'Excite' by ...BRF..

'Unreliable' by SUPER EAGLES..

Mr Endowed?

Howdy y'all!

If you are a follower of the Nigerian music scene, then you must know that the video for D' Banj's latest single - Mr Endowed has been released. Also, if you are an ardent reader of this blog, you should know that the Mo Hit's crew has gotten their asses whooped by us here. The thing is we at archieglaze.blogspot.com
don't hate, we simply don't get star-struck and accept just anything they put out there.

I would like to state that we are quite impressed with Sesan's work on this particular joint. Clean pictures and all, although we could have done better without the babe's bad teeth, the magic 'spray' and the super hero suit was hilarious! We enjoyed watching Don Jazzy give in to finally acting like a human, dancing,  and mehn, are his outfits on point or what? (two thumbs up)
Watch video here

I wear my sunglasses at night???

Howdy y’all,


Yeah, I know I’ve been away for a while. It’s just that I’ve been a lil busy. When you live as a dude in Naija, you’ll learn to respect the word ‘hustle’.

Anyway, the topic for discussion today is the disturbing trend that has begun with the influx of sunglasses and shades into the Naija fashion scene. According to the dictionary, sunglasses are eyeglasses with tinted or darkened lenses to protect the eyes from sunlight or it’s glare; So, can someone tell me why some supposedly ‘sane’ people wear sunglasses at night?

Designer shades

It’s a little funny when you step out of a 24-hour store or night club and you see some dude or babe coming at you with a smile and frames that could cover half of their faces including the nose... It makes me wonder if they are trying to be blind to see how it feels. The whole thing just contradicts the sun in sunglasses.

No sun - don’t wear.

Inside a house – don’t wear.

In CHURCH – don’t wear.

In the rain – Abeg, don’t wear.

There is something called ‘Stunna shades’; If you happen to lay your hands on one of those, then maybe you might be allowed bail.. If you remember to take them off in Church and in the rain.

It's Official! Shan George has LOST it..

I'm here trying to figure out what goes on in the minds of people we refer to as celebrities in Nigeria. If you were are a fan of Naija home videos, you should know some babe called Shan George. She WAS always cast for sexy, daring, temptress and bad girl roles. Now, she is leaving 'attractive' old and getting even older after chasing after young guys who only wanted to get some of what they saw on TV and getting married to them.

She has apparently been devastated by her serial break-ups that I suspect her brain is working in reverse mode. Haba! Now she's doing stuff that she should have done as a novice in the entertainment game. First, she goes to work on a movie that has already hit Box Office record no-sales (even though it hasn't been released) as a result of the retarded title. Abeg, who in the world does a movie called 'Super Zebra Man'? What is so super about a Zebra apart from it being black and white? Then like that wasn't enough, she enters the music industry and even had the effontery to shoot a video for a song titled Ogogo. I would like all of you to please remember her in your prayers; She needs us.

Naija States and New Slogans...

Just got this off Naija Rooney Commentary (with a lil editing by my humble self); I think it's a pretty silly name, considering it has nothing to do with football or Rooney. This is quite hilarious though and I thought it'll be nice to share it here. No pun intended - Enjoy!

1. Lagos: "Give Us Your Poor and Weak, We Shall Rob Them at No Extra Cost To You."
2. Niger: "The Home of Dictators. Which Other State Has Two?"

3. Kano: "Shut-up, Niger, Have you Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and Sani Abacha?"

4. Ondo: "Boy, Where Have All Our Bright Ones Gone?"

5. Ekiti: "Thank God, We Got All The Bright Ones From Ondo during State Creation."

6. Cross River: "Can Someone Tell Us If We Are Nigerians or Cameroonians?"

7. Ebonyi: "Damn It, Cross River, Who Cares?"

8. Sokoto: "The Ajucation State."

9. Benue: "Home of the Brave Ones. Remember Okar, Iyorshie & Malu?"

10. Plateau: "We Once Shared The Same State With The Brave Ones. Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!? Hurray!!!"

11. Bayelsa: "Thank God for Odi, Our Claim To Fame."

12. Kaduna: "Are There Really More Christians Than Moslems in This State? We Want A Recount."

13. Borno: "Does Anyone Know How to Spell Boroonu? Please Help?"

14. Kwara: "To Be Yorubas or to be Hausas--That is The Question."

15. Akwa Ibom: "Our Women Are The Best Lovers."

16. Jigawa: "Bring Those Sinning Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall Flog Them."

17. Zamfara: "Home of The One-Armed Citizens."

18. Bauchi: "We Took Out The 'B' in Biafra."

19. Enugu: "Watch Your Goro Mouth, Bauchi?"

20. Ogun: "In The Words of Our former President--'Go To Hell!."

21. Oyo: "There Are Only Two States in Nigeria--Oyo & Others. Ye-whooooo!!!"

22. Edo: "How Many of Our Girls Did They Deport From Italy Today?"

23. Delta: "Who Cares, Edo? We Stopped Counting Years Ago When We Became a Separate State. Hehehehehe."

24. Imo: " 'I' for 'Igbo', 'M' for 'MASSOB' & 'O' for 'Ojukwu'. Yes O!!!!"

25. Kebbi: "Come Drink in Our State. We Don't Care. Just Don't Stagger Into Zamfara."

26. Taraba: "We Almost Had Oil. Kai!"

27. Abia: "Our Governor is More Handsome Than Yours. Eat Your Heart Out."

28. Adamawa: "Nun-Cents, We Are The Edukayshion Slate. No Sokoto. Tafur"

29. Kogi: "We Love Our State So Much That We Will Spell It for You--'K' as in 'Cupboard', 'O' as in 'Nothing', 'G' as in 'Jesus' and 'I' as in 'Eyes'. Yeah!!!."

30. Nasarawa: "Kai, We Almost Had Oil Too."

31. Anambra: "Okadigbo? Never Heard of Him."

32. Yobe: "Our Claim To Fame: Major Hamza El Mustapha."

33. Rivers: "Eat Oil, Sleep Oil, Drink Oil sef."

34. Osun: "Are We Really A State? We Are Confused?"

35. Gombe: "Zombie O' Zombie."

36. Katsina: "Leave Us Alone. We Are Still Thinking of a Slogan. We Are Slow Thinkers."

FCT--- Abuja: "The Centre of Corruption."