OMG!

No guys. I am not reviewing Usher’s song/video; that would have happened a long time ago.

All I want to do is educate the guys on how to spot a ‘faker’ – an excitement faker (get your minds out of the gutter).  When I say an excitement faker, I’m simply referring to that babe who seems to be awed, amazed, stupefied by EVERYthing you do or say.

The OMG movement has become so popular that every time something nice or super cool happens, it has to be an OMG moment. After my research, I have reached this conclusion.

Oh my God! – Real

OH-MY-GOD! – Real

Oh my days! – Real (for butter babes)

Oh my gosh! – FAKE!!!

Any girl that says ‘Oh my gosh’ to me is joking if she thinks she has successfully bought me over. If you doubt this, try it out yourself. Get your girl a random gift and be ready for an ‘Oh my gosh’ moment; get her that shoe she always eyes whenever you go to the mall and be ready to hear all the ‘Oh my Gods’ you can take.

Get her in front of that celeb that all her friends thinks is cute – ‘Oh my gosh’. Let that her hunky neighbour take off his shirt to play street football – ‘Oh my God’. It’s simply a Naija girl thing.

Everything na double-double..

Howdy y'all?

Totally having a laugh as I'm typing. This particular trend was inspired by a friend of mine. She just came up with questions about why Nigerians like to say most things twice. It got funnier as time went on because we found out that it was so TRUE! What more can I say other than UP NAIJA! we too get mouth...lol.

Examples we came up with:

Mago mago,
Copy copy,
Yori yori,
Kata kata, 
Follow follow,
Lai lai,
Yama yama,
Gra gra,
Tolo tolo,
Bom bom
Sme sme,
Lie lie,
Craw craw,
Wuru wuru,
Shaky shaky,
Moi moi,
Puff puff,
Jedi jedi
Fear fear,
Kalo kalo
Mu-mu,
Kia kia,
Lapa lapa,

Ye-ye,

Pata pata,

Leke leke,

Sharp sharp,

Looku looku,

Waka waka,

Ra-ra,

Chin chin,

Goody goody,

Borrow borrow,

Corner corner...

Please feel free to make your additions by clicking on the comments link right under this post. Cheers!

What’s love got to do with it?

Howdy y’all?


I’ve got exams coming up, so that explains why I’ve been away for a while. It’s not easy when you have so much to do in such limited time.

Anyway, today I’ll be talking about ‘EX’es. Isn’t it funny how much life screws us all? Just when you feel you’ve found the one, you run into an Ex that would have been the one if not for your mistakes or how immature you were in that particular relationship. You start wishing you were taller, slimmer, in school, out of school, in a particular town or country, had more freedom or more money back when you were still dating that person. All of a sudden, your number one now starts looking like the second choice option on your JAMB registration form.

What’s even worse is when you meet an Ex you were really fond of back then in company of your current partner. It’s so not fair on the new person because you’ll be putting them in a very awkward position where they have to smile and act nice to someone they could stick a knife into just because of the way you are acting like a dog who’s owner just got back from a trip. I happen to have a number of former girlfriends and we always parted ways without anyone being hurt (topic for another day); So whenever I’m done acting like an ass when I meet any one of them, I put myself in the shoes of the new significant other person and give myself a mental slap. What’s suicidal is when you find out they have changed addresses and now stay on your street, or they go to the same church as you or they’ve been employed at your place of work and you are their immediate boss – Now, you’ve officially been CHOPPED and SCREWED!

Listening to ‘Daytime friends and night time lovers’ by Kenny Rogers..

Exit Munya, Enter ‘Mu-Mu’nya..

Munya

On the very first day the BBA housemates stepped into the house, it was quite obvious in the selection that the people over at M-Net did wonderful casting for the BBA All Stars edition. We had fine boys with a few exceptions and beautiful women. One dude who ranked high on that list was Munya; Simply because he has a cute frame and a wonderful smile. The only downside is he didn’t tell us in his profile that he is seriously lacking in intellectual abilities (especially when a woman is applying the pressure). Tatiana got this dude to look like a flippin sick transvestite just because she needed wanted to talk to the male folk in the house after a dagger thrown at her by Lerato asked that she does no such thing for a week. To imagine that NOTHING has even happened between them and thanks to Sheila, might never happen…